- I don't normally drink Pepsi
- I don't own an iPod, and
- I happen to have a ready supply of carbonated beverages.
So, as I slurp on this 8.3% discounted Diet Pepsi, I am proud to report that I am a statistic, and have officially won with only one out of three yellow bottle caps. However, the other bottle is safely stocked away in my office fridge, ready to be opened (possibly tomorrow?) and drive me deep into the oblivion of "below average" results, or soaring to the fifty percent mark. Stay tuned!