further to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed

I'm calibrating my new ibook's battery right now and it kind of feels like Kramer in this episode of Seinfeld.

16 minutes left on the battery...

RICK: Have you ever been completely below the slash?

KRAMER: Well, I almost did once, and I blacked out. When I came to, the car was in a ditch, and the tank was full. I don’t know who did it, and I never got to thank them...