We like our Dell. We don't love it. But... it evidently loves us.
About once an hour, if we leave the Dell on its own, it will play a sound file of a man's voice that very emphatically tells us, "I love you." It's not the I Love You Virus, because that virus didn't affect sound files. The only things usually left running on the computer are Outlook, Firefox and AOL Instant Messenger, so I'm assuming the AIM is the culprit.
I've been googling to no avail, so any insight that the Intarweb can provide would be much appreciated.