It was four years ago today that Patrick took the oath of office for being my husband, and I'm pleased to announce that he has been elected to serve another four years. (Fortunately, this office has no term limits, and he runs unopposed.) All the provisional ballots have been counted, and Patrick's grandparents were able to carry Ohio for him. We have a powerful friend in California who also has a place in Florida, and he was a big help in those swing states. However, an ineligible voter was found in Texas. Officials there are launching a full investigation, but a pardon is expected due to extreme cuteness.